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Friday, May 15, 2009

A lil Jokey Joke

Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His Wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning he got up early and left to work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough a box was girft-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the drive way, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. You Welcome U Fat Biitch

lol.

1 comments:

Acolyte said...

I also bet he didnt get some that night! lmao