NY Craigslist..oye

OK, its been a while since I've posted ANYTHING, let alone a good ole NY CL men seeking women ad. I stumbled upon this scholar and my eyes sprang tears from the beauty of his writing

Harvard Scholarship Recipient game proper.

Lets see how many grammatical errors one can make. Follow along children:

Whats next girls with bullethole's and stabe Wounds? - 30 (Brooklyn)

I've Posted a few times on Cl and Got some creepy Women replying To my ad.I'm not saying I'm god's gift to Women or it's all about looks,but be realistic When replying to me. I'm Not Looking for a( Interacial relationship) I like women who share many of the same cultural values,psyical traits and Experieances as myself.No I'm not Racist so if your a White nationalist Nut or some Minority with a bad addituide keep it to your self I don't care what You have to say.I'm not into BBW,BIG,THICK or what ever you want to call it. I perfere Petite or athletic Builds and Women with in my age demograpic Having said all That .I'm looking to meet a Mature,Grounded Woman,but at the same time someone who is not To pretentious and is very much down to Earth.I feel it's very Healthy to have a partner someone Whose Got my back when things are good or Bad and I do the same for them.I'm not Interested in one night stands(Well, maybe If your really Hot and can help move me up the socio ecconomic ladder) Hahha.I would like to get married and have kids one day,but Hey It would even be great to just meet someone Who I can learn from and Grow with That shares a Attraction with one another.I'm trying Not to be To serious about Things Because Good things come and go out of our lives . I had the beauitfull girlfriend,but she was To Psycho and even made me a little Psycho. I had The Hot shot Job,but Got Laid off due the Eccomeny.Now I'm Working 10 hours more a week at a Job I'm over Quilified for just To make a living that is not laughiable. I try not to be To pridefull or to serious these days Because I want To Enjoy life and What it has To offer.I don't mean partying,Drinking or Clubbing I hate that stuff. I mean Learning,Evolving,Building meaningfull relationships with people.I'm a Guy whose had a very colorful past and has Lots of Crazzy stories To tell.My Experieances are what give me a certian insite,stranth and Drive To deal with and over comethings. so, If you like what you see or just want to know more Drop me a line with a picture and I will get back to you




Instead of searching for a woman, he needs to be searching for a tutor. And he was goin in too.. For shame.

Someone call me a young priest and an old priest.

cuz this negrah is in need of some haysoose christo in his life. At least he opted for boxer-briefs this time.

I wonder whats going thru the cameraman's mind during all o this.

please prep for a plethora of KFC grilled chicken chest boys gettin it on 'n Poppaannnn with some new household furniture. Watch your back Eureka vacuum cleaner.




R.I.P. folding chair *tear* you will be missed.

NY Craigslist... LAWD

lmao. i hate my cousin SO EFFIN MUCH!!

she and i have asecret affair with the men seeking men ads on NY Craigslist.

*le frackin sigh* @ this ish right heh so:

watch hot porn on my video ipod while i suck ur dick in ur car (rp, mv, fh - in your car)

hey guys. i'm looking for a local guy or a guy driving through the area who wants their dick sucked while they enjoy hot straight porn on my video ipod. its very tiny but large screen so its small & discreet. pick me up, park on a nearby street, whip it out, get sucked til u cum in my mouth, i swallow, u drop me off back where u picked me up, we part. no strings. no drama. no chat. just enjoy some hot straight porn while u enjoy my slutty mouth. gay/bi/straight whatever. single/divorced/engaged whatever. none of that matters. all races welcome. all body types welcome. all dick sizes welcome. all ages welcome (but you MUST be over 25 only). so all u need is a car & a dick. reply & lets plan it. this ad is for anytime. you can call me nasty names while you fuck my mouth. it just gets me in a sluttier mood.


i thought that was the worst until:

I GOT HERPES FROM...
Date: 2009-05-29, 5:54PM EDT

one of the guys on this site that wants you to be generous/gives massages. i asked beforehand if he was clean and he swore he was just tested for hiv and stds and was clean. i found out yesterday that i have herpes (which by the way, is INcurable, and spreadable even if you don't have any sores). i confronted him about it, and he said, oh well-- i hoped you wouldn't get it. turns out he knows he has it, but he doesn't care since he says that if someone is stupid enough to have sex for money, they "deserve it." he even admitted he's given it to several guys, and just laughs about it! he seemed so nice it was hard to believe he's actually a complete low life (in retrospect, it shouldn't be shocking since he is a whore...). now for the rest of my life i'm gonna have to tell anyone i'm about to have sex with that i may give this to them (condoms help a lot from spreading it, but are not 100% since ball sacks often have infected skin cells). all because of one stupid sex encounter! makes me wonder how many other guys (whores or not) are infected since this site is very "incestuous")

so i'm warning you all-- DON'T PAY FOR SEX FROM ANYONE ON THIS SITE! is it really worth it?!!


LMAO..it took you getting BURNED to figure this out GENIASS?

Sexy Spec eat yo heart out.

*sighs* C+D can burn in hell for this shit right here.

Spectackylar from Pretty Ricky Ricky Rickay has been seen across the nation slow grinding his way into Boy George's heart all week. Had the nerve to call out other male artists in an all out boi pucci poppin competition and all. but i dont think his bird chested ass was ready for this challenge.



Spec, you got served.