OK so by now most of you should know im obssessed with the personal ads on CL...i came across this one this morning and..LMFAO i can't see for yourself..
Office NINJA seeks Female Assasin (CLEAN NINJA Pics ) - m4w - 31 (NO Dirty Pics ALL G-RATED Clean)
Your Secret Friendship with a Married Ninja [ looking for a FEMALE by birth only]
Here is what I am offering: Daily ongoing communication via email. In the beginning I only expect to flirt and exchange small sweet convo. Start slow and build at YOUR pace.
You are size 6 - 12, hispanic PR or white or bi-racial/mixed Latina, straight or Bi (don't be shy) with LONG hair or at least shoulder length. If you have a tummy, tattoos, piercings it's ALL GOOD - I don't mind such things. I am 31 yrs old, 6ft, about 195lbs.
Please do NOT send me naked pix.
Face pics available. Your age, height and weight is NOT important so if you are larger than a 12 it's all good. Bonus points if you have a nice round belly and straight hair.
I can send you a VIRTUAL VOICEMAIL via email [ I do NOT need your tel #] if you want to HEAR my voice. Again, no phone # ---> just email.
Wanna see more photos? Of course you do. Go to that special SPACE where everybody from Obama to yo mama go that begins with "My" and add ******
Thursday, January 22, 2009
I ♥ The Office Ninja
Posted by Lexi at 11:28 AM
Labels: comedy, craigslist, office ninja, only in NY
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3 comments:
umm Lexi....can u sign me up PLEASE???....and dont tell no one, but i think that might be HITMAN!!..lmaooooooo
Is he hiding behind the plant??? lmbaooo Whew Lex he a sexxy Mofo I see now....... what if that really is hitman??? lol
ya'll know that's me right lol
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