Friday, May 29, 2009

Sexy Spec eat yo heart out.

*sighs* C+D can burn in hell for this shit right here.

Spectackylar from Pretty Ricky Ricky Rickay has been seen across the nation slow grinding his way into Boy George's heart all week. Had the nerve to call out other male artists in an all out boi pucci poppin competition and all. but i dont think his bird chested ass was ready for this challenge.

Spec, you got served.

Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Annoying Co-Workers 101

*sigh* i have this ONE coworker that is absolutely the WORST person that should have a job whatsoever. She is the slowest, most idiotic person i have ever met. I call her, Pepper Ann. (the resemblance is uncanny i tell ya)

It never ceases to amaze me how slow she is. Everyday i try to find reason for her mental status and say maybe she has a disability, and she cant help it. But no, shes just an idiot.

How would you feel if someone asked you the same question, every day, day by day, with a straight face. Screw everyday, sometimes she'll ask me a question that i just answered about 15-20 prior to her asking me now. All i can do is give her the Kool Aid look, affectionately named after Aunty Mo because I'm tired of being a walking tape recorder. Like today. she asked me for a sheet. I gave her like 20 copies of said sheet so she wouldn't have to ask me for anymore. She went to her office, i guess she had a piece of her beloved ham (dont even get me started) and had the GALL to come back and ask for that paper AGAIN. I was like "um, didn't i just give you a stack?".. And of course, her answer was "O yeah" i swear if she says O yeah one more time the big kool aid is gonna bust thru my office door.


OK, I'm done ranting now.

Thursday, May 21, 2009

How Do You Cope?

over the last month i haven't been able to get Brandon off of my mind. For those of you know don't know who Brandon is, he's my ex. Brandon was murdered on the morning of August 30th, 2008.

it has been tough. i knew him since we were in pre-school. he was such a cute kid. over the years, we would always kind of bump into each other. After high school he approached me on a dating level and i was like, naaa i cant date u (lol) but after i lost contact with newbie in 08, i was like let me give it a try.

we spent almost everyday of last summer together. when i tell u everyday i mean every damn day! he was there for me after i had my surgery. but once i got back on my feet again, we decided a relationship wouldn't work, because or schedules were like night and day.

i still remember our last phone convo. I was in VA beach and he called me.

"babe, where are you?"

me: "I'm in VA beach, why? whats up?"

" ah damn i was gonna come check you..when do you get back?"

me; "Monday, ima link up with you i PROMISE."

"aight then, hit me when u get back."

I got home and it was a crazy week. Wednesday i called him, but he was in Soho, so he text me and said "if i don't see u later I'll see u this weekend" (it was labor day weekend, and i was playing mass on the parkway)

this was the last i heard from him.

i hit him up Saturday night, but he never answered.

Sunday night i learned that he was murdered. 5 blocks from my house, the previous Friday/Saturday @ 1 am. 10 minutes before i walked thru my front door.

the hardest thing i ever had to do was go into his house after he was gone. i could smell him, FEEL him. His funeral took alot out of me. I didn't have the heart to go to the cemetery.

And to this day, since that day in September, i haven't had the heart to call, or go to his house. Every time i try, i get cold feet. And that upsets me. Because i want to reach out to his fam. But his father is HIM its like lookin at what he would've been.

I bought his mom a really beautiful card months ago. but i haven't had the heart to drop it off...let alone mail it. Maybe i'll do that this weekend. As a birthday gift to him.

May 23rd would've been his birthday. Happy Birthday Brandon. I miss you.

Friday, May 15, 2009

A lil Jokey Joke

Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His Wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning he got up early and left to work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough a box was girft-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the drive way, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. You Welcome U Fat Biitch


Thursday, May 14, 2009


im sorry to jack this but i need this on my page to bring me delight on a day to day basis

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

minor dilemma

Ok so newbie is back from his trip. and we've ironed out those few kinks *side eye* that we had last week.

His birthday is RAPIDLY approaching. and i dont have a CLUE what to get him. This will be my first time celebrating his birthday with him because last year i was out of comission due to my surgery. He has anything/everything he could want! and i dont want to get him some generic ass gift.. i mean this is a guy who weres Ferragamo shit on a rainy friggin day. *sigh*

I was just going to show up to his house in a trench and stilettos lol, but i could do that any day.

So, im open to suggestions as to what to get him for his birthday.

Please & Thanks.