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Sunday, February 8, 2009

I Hate....

i need to air out some of the things i really hate.. here we go lol

-open-toe shoes worn with stockings.

- people over the age of 25 with Sidekicks.

-Manpris. If your going to wear shorts, wear shorts. If your going to wear long pants, wear long pants. THERE IS NO MIDDLE GROUND.

-The McDonalds on Avenue H. I swear everyone who works there is special. They move slow, forget your order..Just a mess.

-Girls who wear eyeshadow wrong.

-People who wear the exact outfit on a display mannequin. Now everyone knows its from H&M.

-Glasses with no lense.

-People who walk slow then abruptly stop on a busy street or in the train station.

-People who sit with their legs wide open on a crowded train, taking up 2 seats.

-Men who don't give their seats to elderly, pregnant or women with babies.

-People who yell into their cellphones.

-Sunglasses, giant pocketbooks/purses/hanbags, fur coats, & bluetooth headsets in the club

-People who sing a song mad loud with the wrong lyrics.

- When natural hair and weave dont match(texture, color, or both)

- people who drive slow, then speed up at the yellow causing you to be stuck at the light

-People who dont move to the back of th bus.

-When people act ghetto/loud/obnoxious in a public area.

-When people assume everyone in/from Brooklyn knows eachother.

-When you tell someone you're West Indian and they automatically think you're Jamaican or Haitian.

-When you go shopping and a person puts something down, and you pick it up, and they go back and pick up that same item because you did.

-When people stare at the menu forever at McDonalds.

-People who act extra in the club(throwin money *eye roll*, splitting)

-When you tell somebody youre gonna call them back and they call you 5 minutes later like, "why you aint call me back?"

-Leather bombers with cartoon characters on them.

-Overweight girls who tuck their shirts into their jeans and pull the belt so tight the gut hides the belt.

-People who feel the need to share what their shit is and how much it costs in pictures.

-People who listen to music/ringtones without headphones in public.

-Cracked, chapped, peeling lips.

-People who dont like something but do it or like it because you say you do.


LOL Sorry this list has been building..and will continue to grow.

4 comments:

Sadiqua: Head Mistress, S.O.S. Inc. said...

may i, Lexi dear?

-babies with names/nicknames that are going to fuck them up for life, like the 3 year old named "Killer" i saw at Macy's last week...or his sister Magnificent. yo. mama. aint. shit.

-people with MORE that 12 items in their baskets in the 12 item or less line...no, not the 14 item person, the one with 40 damn items.

-people with no kids who park in the "Parents with kids" parking spaces.

-people who dont open/hold the door for me when i have a stroller and six bags.

-teenagers in general. all of them.

-whoever controls the price of movie theatre popcorn.

-indian/foreign customer service workers

-indian/foreign customer service workers with AMERICAN NAMES. like im too dumb to know your name aint Angela. wtf?

-the mom with the SUV at my daughters bus stop who wont let the kids sit in her car and wait when its cold. u aint shit either, Linda.

i have more, i just have to remember them all lol

Rob [Vice President of G.A.F] said...

I'm guilty for the following...

-People who wear the exact outfit on a display mannequin. Now everyone knows its from H&M. (no comment)

-People who sing a song mad loud with the wrong lyrics.

And for pointing out my fuckery i'm gon beat you like Chris Fisteezy beat good girl gone bruised!

Lexi said...

No please NoOOoO *opens safety umbrella*

Just dont hurt my cold sore

Anonymous said...

LOL@Lexi...This is what I hate...

-men who get manicures
-men who wear sandals
-too much black hair gel
-people that ask me if I can wash my locks
-women who wear cute outfits with the wrong shoes!
-people who are loud and obnoxious for no reason
-ridiculous colored weaves(orange)
-people who drive nice cars but live in shacks
-kids with snotty noses(tissues be like 99cents at the dollar store)
-lil negroes that wear baggy pants and hold them up(get a belt!)
-stupid ringtones(souljah boy kiss me thru the phone)
-women with beards and mustaches

I could go on and on...lol