F^#K You Punxsutauney Phil!!!

Do we REALLY need six more weeks of winter?

Who the hell is this mother fucker to tell me i gotta freeze my ass off until my birthday?

All because he saw his damn shadow. I see my shadow all the time, does that mean I'm going to have 6 more weeks of heartburn? Will i get paid extra for the next 6 weeks? NO. He sees his damn shadow and we all have to suffer. He didn't think we had enough winter to last us awhile already? It was about 39 degrees in MIAMI a week ago. But he wouldn't know that because he lives in a damn hole. Regardless of how cold it is he gonna be chillin in his chinchilla while I'm turning into a sexy Popsicle walking down Lexington Avenue...

So go F yourself Punxsutauney Phil.

GOSH

Oh, The Weather Outside Is Frightful..

So I'm going to need you to not be dressed like you have hot flashes or you're an extra on the set of Gossip Girls. Yes, they do film the show in the area, so your finger my get some t.v. time. But is a bright future filled with arthritis pains and bengay dreams worth it?

I mean, we woke up in the same city, right? We probably didn't watch the same weather channel, but most of the time they all have pretty much the same forecast (About 30 degrees..possible snow) ... So why am i dressed like the Abominable Snowman and you look like you're about to go to the beach or get on a swing? How are so cold you have on a pea coat but so hot you wearing flip flops? Or a uniform with no stockings? Maybe I'm the one that needs to be checked out by my primary care physician because I'm starting to feel like I'm the crazy one..