NY Craigslist... LAWD

lmao. i hate my cousin SO EFFIN MUCH!!

she and i have asecret affair with the men seeking men ads on NY Craigslist.

*le frackin sigh* @ this ish right heh so:

watch hot porn on my video ipod while i suck ur dick in ur car (rp, mv, fh - in your car)

hey guys. i'm looking for a local guy or a guy driving through the area who wants their dick sucked while they enjoy hot straight porn on my video ipod. its very tiny but large screen so its small & discreet. pick me up, park on a nearby street, whip it out, get sucked til u cum in my mouth, i swallow, u drop me off back where u picked me up, we part. no strings. no drama. no chat. just enjoy some hot straight porn while u enjoy my slutty mouth. gay/bi/straight whatever. single/divorced/engaged whatever. none of that matters. all races welcome. all body types welcome. all dick sizes welcome. all ages welcome (but you MUST be over 25 only). so all u need is a car & a dick. reply & lets plan it. this ad is for anytime. you can call me nasty names while you fuck my mouth. it just gets me in a sluttier mood.


i thought that was the worst until:

I GOT HERPES FROM...
Date: 2009-05-29, 5:54PM EDT

one of the guys on this site that wants you to be generous/gives massages. i asked beforehand if he was clean and he swore he was just tested for hiv and stds and was clean. i found out yesterday that i have herpes (which by the way, is INcurable, and spreadable even if you don't have any sores). i confronted him about it, and he said, oh well-- i hoped you wouldn't get it. turns out he knows he has it, but he doesn't care since he says that if someone is stupid enough to have sex for money, they "deserve it." he even admitted he's given it to several guys, and just laughs about it! he seemed so nice it was hard to believe he's actually a complete low life (in retrospect, it shouldn't be shocking since he is a whore...). now for the rest of my life i'm gonna have to tell anyone i'm about to have sex with that i may give this to them (condoms help a lot from spreading it, but are not 100% since ball sacks often have infected skin cells). all because of one stupid sex encounter! makes me wonder how many other guys (whores or not) are infected since this site is very "incestuous")

so i'm warning you all-- DON'T PAY FOR SEX FROM ANYONE ON THIS SITE! is it really worth it?!!


LMAO..it took you getting BURNED to figure this out GENIASS?

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I DONT DATE.

So my homegirl Quana and i were talkin about dating and i was letting her know that im not a "dater" So she's like "ahh so what you do, talk and text, thats wack" I'm like "girl no, but the last date i went on set me off the dating track about 40 miles"

why dont you all be the judge..

Last September my friend Nya and i went to a club in Brooklyn. (mistake # 1. I never club in Brooklyn but i didnt feel like drivin into the city) So we're dancing, holdin up the bar, looking cute, you know, the usual. Her homeboy comes up to her and they're talking and stuff and I peep his friend is a lil cutie! He seems cool. So when the club lets out he asked for my number, and im like "ah what the hell his people kno my people so what the deal. (mistake #2. i never ever give out my number. i always take theirs. damn absolut had me makin bad decisions)

From the night i gave him my number, he called. I mean everyday. We talked about everything there was to talk about. Past relationships, our jobs...everything. All the bases were covered. Now, i wasnt looking for anything in particular, because this wasnt that long after Brandon's death. I just needed a little company.

After 2 weeks of convo he hits me up one sunday night and asks if i wanna go out to eat. I had already eaten so he was like "aight we can get drinks and chill, whatev." so im like cool. i told him where i lived and he came for me (mistake # 3. i NEVER let people come get me. i always drive to wherever we got to go for myself. but alternate side parkin rules caused me to slip up. F u Bloomberg.)

Anyway, he shows up in his nice lil whip and im like ok where we goin, he says "applebees" im like ok cool there's like 3 applebees in bk so i kno i wont be out any where too late, i had to work the next morning.

So, this mofo starts drivin..and he gets on the belt parkway, which is cool, except he was goin in the opposite direction of applebees in BK. this fool is makin his way towards Long Island. So im like "ok Courts, just see where he's going" he drives us alllll the way to the 5 towns Applebees, which is a good 45 minutes from my house. So im already annoyed(lol). We get in there and he's like " u drinkin?" and im like na i have to work int he mornin. He goes ahh u no fun have a drink.

this fool orders 4...yes FOUR top shelf Long Island Iced Teas. i hate those. so im like umm im not drinkin that. You know, he sat there and drank all 4 of them str8 like it was kool aid? so im like "fuck this nigga bout to be drunk and im all the way in fuckin LI with no car shiiiiittt"

so im like aight take me home, cuz i figure if i can get him to take me back to bk before that shit set in he can kill himself on his way home.

he's like aight cool but lemme run to my crib quick, i live around the block. So im like aight just make it quick. (mistake #4. i shouldve stayed in applesbees and called a cab) While he's doin whateva it is he's doin, i say i gotta use the restroom and call the Loser. He wasnt answerin. So i left him a message like call me ASAP.

I come out the bathroom, which is connected to his room. and tell me WHYYY this nigga standin there BUTT ASS NAKED. talkin bout "boo lets talk." Im too busy standing there laughin at his micro erection that i dont notice him comin up to me. SO im like "umm yea we need to dip" but he already tryna grab on me, all slurring and shit. Im gettin madder and madder and he's gettin rougher and rougher. Finally i had enough and puched him in his face. He slumped over, and threw up all over his bed, and then proceeded to pass out.

ALL im thinkin about is let me get the FUCK outta here. So im grabbin my purse and shit. And im so mad. i went lookin for his car keys cuz i was definitely gonna drive myself home and then proceed to set his car on FIRE. anyway while im tryna gather myself the loser calls and i tell him whats goin down. He's mad as HELL and he tells me to get outta of there ASAP. So i rush out of there and start walkin back to the best of my memory. Im good. until i realize i cant read the street signs. I left my fuckin glasses in this freak's bathroom!!! i was so angry omg omg
i walked a good 20 blocks before i found a cab service. it had to be about 2am by now.
so on the ride and im venting to the cab driver and he's like damn ma thats fucked up and shit. So $40 later he pulls up to my house like "so, whats good with that number"...

Anyway. i was so upset the next day i stayed home with loser. So the freak has the AUDACITY to call me on some "why did u leave last night ?"shit. i was like "___________" oh hell fucking no. SO i remain calm and cool and was like "yea u played yourself and i need my glasses" lol

SO Loser tells Jack & Joe, and them fools are ready to KILL this guy. So Me, Loser, Jack & Joe drive back up there..and im like "yo come outside and give me my glases" this nigga comes to the storm door, pushes the glasses thru the mail slot and slams the door shut.

Thats the last i ever saw or heard from him.

and this, boys and girls, i why I DONT DATE.

50 years from Now...

I officially CANNOT STAND the NY Daily News for this bull shit.. LMFAOOOOO

your favorite stars 50 years from now....

BEYONCE

BRITNEY

JUSTIN

CHRIS "BEAT YOU DOWN" BROWN

RIHANNA

Racism Aint Dead...

ok, so this Russian dude been tryna get at me via myspace/aim for a while now. but i keep tellin him im not interested. obviously he has issues with rejection..cuz this is how the last convo we had went.

so funny you dont see peoples true colors til you dont give them what they want. Ima call him "whitey" for today..


Whitey: hello wow long time?
Whitey: how u been?
Me: ive been ok
Whitey: o ok arm is better and all that
Me: so so
Whitey: ooo
Whitey: ill make it feal better for u lol
Whitey: so whats up would u still meet me and chill with me
Whitey: or u still not ready for all that?
Me: i cant
Me: lol u so determind
Whitey: why not?
Me: because i cant
Whitey: whatever
Me: whatever?
Me: hmm ok, whatever.
Whitey: go enjoy your est ny men
Me: ? east ny
Me: lol i dont fraternize with those males thank you
Whitey: wa
Me: ??
Whitey: a nice white guy is trying to chill with u and u r talking mad dum i cant for real u pissing me off
Me: first of all dont come at me like that
Me: secondly white black chinese it doesnt matter
Me: im going thru somethin personal right now so i dont have time for anyone
Me: so please save that for somebody else.
Whitey: whatever shorty u to young to go thrue shit for real
Me: thats what u think but i dont know the life ive lived
Whitey: u tell it to someone else u live woth moms
Me: so u cant tell me
Whitey: in da hood
Me: lmao
Me: sorry sweety i do live with my mother but not in the hood
Whitey: o yea where do u live
Me: wouldnt u like to kno
Whitey: u prob live canarcie bed sty est ny or bronsivelle
Me: lol nope nope and nope
Me: sorry
Whitey: flatbsuh
Me: nope
Me: hahahaha
Whitey: crown hights
Whitey: hood
Me: silly little thing
Me: nope
Whitey: all your projects i just named
Me: lmao
Whitey: fort green
Me: im from the projects now?
Me: this is good
Whitey: well im sure u dont live in bayridge or bergan beach or mill basen
Me: lmao
Whitey: so please do tell
Whitey: im hoping im so wrong
Me: please dont insult me
Me: cuz i live in one of the 3
Whitey: that u r going thrue some times
Me: and im going to need u to spell check yourself before you get "smart"
Whitey: i dont care how to spell your areas as longest i know how to spell mines we good
Me: just because i'm not jumpin at your offer you want to act brand new
Me: trying to pull a race card
Me: hahahahha
Me: please
Whitey: i have nothing but been nive to u and showed u mad love
Whitey: and alwyes asked u how u feal
Whitey: but i get nothing but a bad vibe from u all the time for real
Whitey: im not some fucking loser here
Me: and i never deferred you from that
Me: i never said you were but i cant just be chillen with anybody right now
Whitey: i dont sell rocks on the corner of your hood im a very nice guy with a degree who was looking to meet some1 new
Whitey: but im sure u still chill and go out side right
Me: ok and i dont live in a "hood" i come from a very good home i go to a good college but im going thru somethin personal
Whitey: im sure your life is still going
Me: no i dont
Me: i dont party i dont chill
Me: unless its a family function
Me: i work. thats all i do.
Whitey: then u must be a depressed person
Me: no sweetheart im not depressed but i have to make decisions at the moment that may change my life
Me: not that you need to know because i dont owe you an explanation
Whitey: u must be having a baby by shovon then
Me: sorry im not knocked up either
Me: do you have any other black girl stereotypes you want to throw this way?
Me: because its amusing.
Me: your whole attitude towards "hood" people is sad
Me: because everything you named i never came from.
Me: but you only see that im brown and you generalize
Me: such a shame.
Me: i guess not coming from the "hood" having a doctor and an army sergeant as parents still makes me from the "hood"
Me: having my own car makes me "hood"
Me: nothing to say now?
Me: you had so much to comment on before


he still hasnt responded..hmpf