lmao. i hate my cousin SO EFFIN MUCH!!
she and i have asecret affair with the men seeking men ads on NY Craigslist.
*le frackin sigh* @ this ish right heh so:
watch hot porn on my video ipod while i suck ur dick in ur car (rp, mv, fh - in your car)
hey guys. i'm looking for a local guy or a guy driving through the area who wants their dick sucked while they enjoy hot straight porn on my video ipod. its very tiny but large screen so its small & discreet. pick me up, park on a nearby street, whip it out, get sucked til u cum in my mouth, i swallow, u drop me off back where u picked me up, we part. no strings. no drama. no chat. just enjoy some hot straight porn while u enjoy my slutty mouth. gay/bi/straight whatever. single/divorced/engaged whatever. none of that matters. all races welcome. all body types welcome. all dick sizes welcome. all ages welcome (but you MUST be over 25 only). so all u need is a car & a dick. reply & lets plan it. this ad is for anytime. you can call me nasty names while you fuck my mouth. it just gets me in a sluttier mood.
i thought that was the worst until:
I GOT HERPES FROM...
Date: 2009-05-29, 5:54PM EDT
one of the guys on this site that wants you to be generous/gives massages. i asked beforehand if he was clean and he swore he was just tested for hiv and stds and was clean. i found out yesterday that i have herpes (which by the way, is INcurable, and spreadable even if you don't have any sores). i confronted him about it, and he said, oh well-- i hoped you wouldn't get it. turns out he knows he has it, but he doesn't care since he says that if someone is stupid enough to have sex for money, they "deserve it." he even admitted he's given it to several guys, and just laughs about it! he seemed so nice it was hard to believe he's actually a complete low life (in retrospect, it shouldn't be shocking since he is a whore...). now for the rest of my life i'm gonna have to tell anyone i'm about to have sex with that i may give this to them (condoms help a lot from spreading it, but are not 100% since ball sacks often have infected skin cells). all because of one stupid sex encounter! makes me wonder how many other guys (whores or not) are infected since this site is very "incestuous")
so i'm warning you all-- DON'T PAY FOR SEX FROM ANYONE ON THIS SITE! is it really worth it?!!
LMAO..it took you getting BURNED to figure this out GENIASS?
Monday, June 1, 2009
NY Craigslist... LAWD
Posted by Lexi at 12:17 PM 0 comments
Labels: boy stop, craigslist, if there was no god this wouldnt exist, only in NY, you aint shit, you and ya deli meat can go to hell
Fallen...and i cant get up
*sigh* i think I'm falling in love with newbie. its CRAZY to me too. i cant even tell you WHEN it happened, but i know its happening. and at this point, i don't even want to fight it anymore. I mean, after everything i went thru with Loser i was like " oh hell no Lucifer will be the UPS delivery man before i get into anything with anyone" and now I'm like, head over heels in love with this guy.
I'm not gonna go say he "perfect, & everything i can ask for" because all that shit is for Brenda Jackson novels. We fight, he gets me upset and the works, but he's a man, that's his job . LOL. but at the end of the day, when I'm layin in my bed, and i think about him, he hits me up. Its like he knows, that when I'm with him, im content. All the drama and the stress is out the door. He makes me happy. When I'm with him, i feel sexy, i feel confident, i feel how a woman should feel when shes in a special situation with someone.
and i feel like he knows. i don't know if i should tell him straight out. but i KNOW he knows. He's even dropped the "L" word a few weeks ago and i kind of giggled it off.
Call me a fool, i don't care. You never know.
Posted by Lexi at 8:40 AM 4 comments
Labels: love, men, relationships, women
Friday, May 29, 2009
Sexy Spec eat yo heart out.
*sighs* C+D can burn in hell for this shit right here.
Spectackylar from Pretty Ricky Ricky Rickay has been seen across the nation slow grinding his way into Boy George's heart all week. Had the nerve to call out other male artists in an all out boi pucci poppin competition and all. but i dont think his bird chested ass was ready for this challenge.
Spec, you got served.
Posted by Lexi at 6:35 AM 1 comments
Labels: boy stop, if there was no god this wouldnt exist, LMAO, oh really now
Wednesday, May 27, 2009
Annoying Co-Workers 101

because I'm tired of being a walking tape recorder. Like today. she asked me for a sheet. I gave her like 20 copies of said sheet so she wouldn't have to ask me for anymore. She went to her office, i guess she had a piece of her beloved ham (dont even get me started) and had the GALL to come back and ask for that paper AGAIN. I was like "um, didn't i just give you a stack?".. And of course, her answer was "O yeah" i swear if she says O yeah one more time the big kool aid is gonna bust thru my office door. 
Posted by Lexi at 12:15 PM 1 comments
Labels: rant, why do you find pleasure in annoying me, you and ya deli meat can go to hell
Thursday, May 21, 2009
How Do You Cope?
over the last month i haven't been able to get Brandon off of my mind. For those of you know don't know who Brandon is, he's my ex. Brandon was murdered on the morning of August 30th, 2008.
it has been tough. i knew him since we were in pre-school. he was such a cute kid. over the years, we would always kind of bump into each other. After high school he approached me on a dating level and i was like, naaa i cant date u (lol) but after i lost contact with newbie in 08, i was like let me give it a try.
we spent almost everyday of last summer together. when i tell u everyday i mean every damn day! he was there for me after i had my surgery. but once i got back on my feet again, we decided a relationship wouldn't work, because or schedules were like night and day.
i still remember our last phone convo. I was in VA beach and he called me.
"babe, where are you?"
me: "I'm in VA beach, why? whats up?"
" ah damn i was gonna come check you..when do you get back?"
me; "Monday, ima link up with you i PROMISE."
"aight then, hit me when u get back."
I got home and it was a crazy week. Wednesday i called him, but he was in Soho, so he text me and said "if i don't see u later I'll see u this weekend" (it was labor day weekend, and i was playing mass on the parkway)
this was the last i heard from him.
i hit him up Saturday night, but he never answered.
Sunday night i learned that he was murdered. 5 blocks from my house, the previous Friday/Saturday @ 1 am. 10 minutes before i walked thru my front door.
the hardest thing i ever had to do was go into his house after he was gone. i could smell him, FEEL him. His funeral took alot out of me. I didn't have the heart to go to the cemetery.
And to this day, since that day in September, i haven't had the heart to call, or go to his house. Every time i try, i get cold feet. And that upsets me. Because i want to reach out to his fam. But his father is HIM its like lookin at what he would've been.
I bought his mom a really beautiful card months ago. but i haven't had the heart to drop it off...let alone mail it. Maybe i'll do that this weekend. As a birthday gift to him.
May 23rd would've been his birthday. Happy Birthday Brandon. I miss you.
Posted by Lexi at 10:55 AM 1 comments
Labels: how i feel, moving on, pain
Friday, May 15, 2009
A lil Jokey Joke
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His Wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning he got up early and left to work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough a box was girft-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the drive way, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. You Welcome U Fat Biitch
lol.
Posted by Lexi at 7:54 AM 1 comments

